About us
We are a dynamic, creative and phun society pledging allegiance to the Church of Scientology.
Activities
Every week on a Friday night, we get together at the Free Masons Hall (this is a temporary setup as we are still waiting for Clarence's mom to de-lice their living room) and whatch a Tom Cruise movie. On Friday the 13th we treat ourselves to electric shocks and a John Travlota movie.
Participate
If you would like to further our cause, you can join our 'club'. To reach Gold Star on the Forehead status, you must show that you completely trust us. This can be done by doing the following:
- Sign over all your worldly possesions to us. We will manage it for you.
- Bring milk and cookies to our Friday night bum buddy get togethers.